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It appears as though your life long goal of visiting my website has finally been fulfilled.
Yes, you typed in "VanLam.com" into your web browser, and through the magic of DNS routing have been seemingly magically teleported to this page. Alternatively, you may have been brought here by clicking on a link, in which case you did no typing what-so-ever. That would be unfortunate.
You might have also found this page by searching for "Van Lam" in Google and seeing my listing. This procedure is not recommended by 8 out of 10 experts however, for there exists many "Van Lam's" in the world. For example, you may have been looking for the good Dr. Van Lam, of Internal Medicine, Pediatrics. Or perhaps you were looking for the self-described singer and actor Van Lam. I've even been confused with the bodybuilder, no doubt due to my bulging biceps.
But, I digress.
My humble little website has been shroud in lore over the years. Legends tell of blog posts that give readers eternal youth, amazing photo complications that cure blindness, and even of a useless calendar widget that could tell your future. And who can forget the Nebulous Tag Cloud?
Alas, these were all myths. The sporadically written blog posts never did give readers eternal youth, only eternal boredom. Likewise, the photos actually turned out to develop blindness and the calendar widget? Well, it only served as a space filler on the right column. As for the tag cloud... well that never even existed.
Like great civilizations of the past, these only exist as memories now. You came to this website expecting to get the spiritual equivalent of getting your cerebrum banged. You must be severely disappointed. No brain fornication here.
However, I do have a few suggestions:
(Van Lam is a filmmaker (and occasional web designer) from the Bay Area. He spends his copious amount of free time following the trail of the latest Apple rumors, walking his pet rock, and desperately trying to think of new stories to tell. He also enjoys talking in the third person.)